Favorite missing book quotes → Hermione ain’t got time fo’ dis bullshit.
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
Dancing Jesus for Easter Sunday
I BET HE’D SAY THAT EASTER IS THE DAY THE EASTER BUNNY HIDES EGGS FOR CHILDREN AND BABY CHICKS WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND.. AND HE FORGOT THE DATE OF THE DAY OF HIS RESURRECTION.
Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.
420 praise it, mein Führer
Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.
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